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Do you know your (specific) hymn(s)?

 

When you go to Church this weekend be sure to smile as you go through your Hymnals!

 

 

Dentist's Hymn...............................Crown Him with Many Crowns

 

Weatherman's Hymn.....................There Shall Be Showers of Blessings

 

Contractor's Hymn........................The Church's One Foundation

 

The Tailor's Hymn..........................Holy, Holy, Holy

 

The Golfer's Hymn.........................There's a Green Hill Far Away

 

The Politician's Hymn....................Standing on the Promises

 

Optometrist's Hymn.......................Open My Eyes That I Might See

 

The IRS Agent's Hymn....................I Surrender All

 

The Gossip's Hymn.........................Pass It On

 

The Electrician's Hymn...................Send The Light

 

The Shopper's Hymn.......................Sweet Bye and Bye

 

The Realtor's Hymn..........................I've Got a Mansion Just over

the Hilltop

 

The Massage Therapists Hymn.......He Touched Me

 

The Doctor's Hymn............................The Great Physician

 

AND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:

 

45mph...................God Will Take Care of You

 

65mph...................Nearer My God To Thee

 

85mph...................This World Is Not My Home

 

95mph....................Lord, I'm Coming Home

 

100mph..................Precious Memories


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